Haha! I want this job!

Today I have been looking for jobs in Korea. This one is the best ad I have seen:

UGLY TEACHERS NEEDED!!!
Posted By: ESL PLANET
Date: Monday, 3 March 2008, at 10:34 a.m.

We don't care about looks. We want to read your resume.
We don't want prom queens. We want teachers who can work well with others.
We don't want rock stars. We want teachers who can finish a contract.

So get rid of the latex, put the mirror down, lose the pouting stare and start updating your resume!

Some recent applicants:

Hugh Grant - Criminal record. Is not eligible.
Brad Pitt - No university degree. Is not eligible.
Robert Downey Jnr - Drug problem. Is not eligible.
Beavis and ButtHead - Non English Speakers. Are not eligible.
Britney Spears - All of the above. Is not eligible.

So if you have a decent resume, you work well with others and you can finish what you start...WE WANT YOU!